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But what makes a good roast? The best make a decades-old style their own.

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I almost didn't even know about it because I haven't check my voics from my dad from the last, like, 12 years. Oswalt proves no one can be cutting like a nerd can. Even if he had someone write his jokes, he picked some good ones and sold them. The best jo,es a decades-old style their own.

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Roaster: Sarah Silverman Roast: Hugh Hefner Similarly, in a funniewt of people making fun of the bunnies, Silverman stood out with funniest roasts jokes freshest and funniest angle on them. Her style fits so nicely with the roast; she also ojkes it at the Franco Roast. His best of the night? She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history. Carr is equal parts vicious and writerly, so his punch lines would be both harsh and trenchantly scripted.

However, it roqsts Glaser and Griffin who stole the show during tonight's knee-slapping roast. But let's be honest, Tina Fey said no. And yes, shots were fired.

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However, very funniest roasts jokes are they genuinely funny; even if they do have professional comics writing their jokes, their timing tends to be slightly off. Also, it displays how brilliant he is at subverting classic jokey jokes. Snoop Dogg, who also appeared on the Flava Flav roast, is the exception. If you weren't able to see the comedy special on Sunday night, take a look at the funniest roasts of the night in our gallery below.

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These days, people like to make fun of Cummings, but this set demands she not be underestimated. Alec, no offense but you weren't the star of 30 Rock and with De Niro here, you're not even the star of your own f--king roaats. He also teased Caitlyn Jenner and said, "Comedy Central wouldn't put Caitlyn Funniest roasts jokes on a roast until after her transition so they could pay her 20 percent less.

One of the few bright spots was Todd Barry. You can see why.

Roaster: Patton Oswalt Roast: Flavor Flav Oswalt is also not your typical roaster, but at the Flavor Flav roast he effectively adapted his alternative, verbose style to make fun of people. She hit harder than anyone else funniest roasts jokes night, with jokes both clever and mean. Buress used his version of deadpan directness to hit Bieber harder than people with more exaggerated jokes. In a night full of setup—punch-line jokes, Glaser separated herself by using more misdirection and sneaking setups into transition.

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But what makes a good roast? The result is hilarious and such a contrast to the very set-up-punch-line rhythm of roast jokes.

He even squeezes in a Star Wars reference! For the Lowe roast, Glaser stepped into the Leggero-Schumer-Jeselnik slot, and like those before her, she destroyed. His career never went as high as it deserved to and was sadly cut short by his overdose.

Ultimately, for almost everyone there, she had the best joke about funniest roasts jokes. This one moment should go down as one of the funniest, most unique in roast history: Roaster: Jimmy Carr Roast: Rob Lowe Carr is known for his insults and edginess across the pond, so it was exciting to see him unleash on an unsuspecting audience. His Barr set was his best, because, more so than his other two, his dark flourishes were in service of the insult and not the other way around.

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And, boy, did she earn it. After a great set here, she got a Comedy Central hour special, then her own sketch show, and this week landed a deal to write and star in a movie produced by Judd Apatow. jlkes

Later that night, she added, "Alec, roaxts had four kids with Hilaria [Baldwin], which is incredible, because isn't your sn just oatmeal at this point? But the Hasselhoff event was his best in terms of mixing straight jokes with pushing surreal premises as far as possible. Simply, he was the best, most consistent roaster.

Not really a tough, insult comic, Barry used his bone-dry, sardonic style to make fun of how easy it is to make fun of Chevy. And DiPaolo particularly killed it.

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Hefner was a perfect victim: a likeable good sport with lots of things to target. Enjoy, and remember: They only roast the ones they love funniest roasts jokes and Donald Trump. Schumer catches the roqsts off guard by seeming sweet and then saying the meanest of things. Staring things off, he said, "No offense, Blake [Griffin], but I'm a better ball handler than you. His most memorable?

He had done a few roasts before this one, and his jokes were the best mix of harsh and clever.