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Tired of Tinder? Here are the best free Tinder alternatives. The problem with online dating sites is that they try to match suitable partners using mathematical formulas. These matches aren't always local, which leaves you stuck in an online relationship or embarrassed when your friends find you using Tinder. And if you're just looking for something casual, ending such a relationship is never easy. So, Tinder.

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Warning: Mature content below! Whether they laugh or cringe, all of these are foolproof classics that are quirky enough to grab their attention. If you onlinf I were socks, we'd make a great pair!

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Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Do you have a map?

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Because mine was just stolen. We know that a lot of you who are reading this are creative in your own ways. Can I have yours? The creme de la creme. By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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I think that he went into this secluded, romantic area. Remember, a chat up line can be a great icebreaker if delivered with humility and a sense of fun but can become offputting quick if you choose the wrong line. If you were words on a you'd be the fine print. Can you help me find him? And if you're just looking for something casual, ending such a relationship is never easy.

The best bad pick-up lines If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Do you have a name? Another example of a straightforward phone request masked with unexpected creativity.

Tinder pick up lines that are way better than just saying ‘hi’

In an effort to avoid the generic trap of saying, "hey," plenty of online daters have turned to clever pickup lines as an opening message to their matches. Contextual lines trump canned lines. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Is your name Google?

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Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. But on Tinder, the rules are different. Hey, do you have a couple minutes for me to hit on you? Is this the Hogwarts Express?