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The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
So keep your kids amused on those rainy days by showing them this, our list of of the best simple or silly jokes kids will love. Bigger or his son? A: You can count on me! Lack of concentration. A: They take short cuts! More jokes:.
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? The meat-ball. A: News briefs. A wise quacker. What kind of key can never unlock a door? What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Q: Why did the computer squeak? What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
A cat-tastrophe. A: Plane ones. Why did the chicken get a penalty? A: A blackboard.
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Joe: You said purple! A little plaque. What do you call a fake noodle? It was framed. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
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A: She was caught taking a brake. Where do young cows eat lunch? Nacho cheese!
Bigger, and their son. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: Pointless Q: How do you fix a broken vegetable? There was Mr. Tom: What colors are in the American flag? Why did the man run around his bed? Q: Why did the scientist take out his doorbell? Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?
A watch dog! Q: What did one wall say to the other? Wbat dino-snore! Q: What two things can you not have for breakfast? Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A spelling bee. A: No one can eat just one potato ship. A: Slippers. Because their students were so bright!
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A: It had too many problems. A: When it turns into a garage. Bigger, Mrs. The wanted to win the no-bell prize. Q: What kind of underwear to reporters wear? A: He was in shock for a week.